When John Oliver roasted Russell Crowe’s “artifacts” and Crowe clapped back by donating the proceeds to fund an actual Koala Chlamydia Ward, history was made. And now you can wear that glorious moment on your chest.
Featuring paw prints and bold lettering, this tee is the perfect mix of late-night sarcasm, Aussie grit, and marsupial drama. It’s ideal for fans of John Oliver, Russell Crowe, and anyone who enjoys jokes that make people say: “Wait… is that real?”
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause strangers to ask about koala STDs, and you’ll have to explain it. Worth it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
